Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Praise be to our benevolent Big Tech Overlords

Twitter and Facebook and Google and Apple have joined forces, like Marvel’s Avengers, to bravely eliminate the bad guys in our midst

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Dear Godfrey: real problems, woke answers

My inbox has been literally inundated with more than several emails beseeching my guidance on every progressive topic under the sun

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Reparations for the transblack community!

I believe that I qualify for reparations from the white man who has kept me down and prevented me from achieving my full potential

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Hasn’t Jessica Krug suffered enough?

Pretending to be black is a common side-effect of trauma

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Why I’m voting for Kamala Harris (and Joe Biden)

Anyone who drives a Prius is welcome to a bumper sticker

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

I was almost the Portland Athena

I closed my eyes for a moment and imagined the police’s confusion as they watched me approach them

By Godfrey Elfwick

Internet

Godfrey’s Race to Dinner

Your vanilla voice is not welcome. Your low-pigment opinions are invalid

By Godfrey Elfwick

Internet

Godfrey’s drag queen story time

Do it for the children

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Escape from CHAZ

CHAZ is an oasis of acceptance amid a society hell bent on glorifying discrimination and prejudice

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Imagine no police force

The complete removal of a police force is exactly the kind of thing John Lennon (who was tragically shot dead in 1980) would have been behind

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

I fell out with my friend Chrysanthia over abortion

As a transwoman, the chance of me ever being able to have an abortion in my lifetime is slim

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Dealing with a pandemic as a nonbinary person

It takes a lot more effort for someone like me to face this outbreak head-on as a genderflective cisneg agitator

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Minnesota doesn’t deserve Ilhan Omar

The majority of Trump-idolaters criticize Islam for not allowing women to choose who they wish to marry

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Happy Rape Culture Day

Valentine’s is another patriarchal holiday meant to goad us into accepting capitalism

By Godfrey Elfwick

Humor

Speed-dating in Portland with Godfrey Elfwick

If you have a ‘type’ when it comes to matters of the heart, then your narrow-mindedness sickens me

By Godfrey Elfwick

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