Jarvis Dupont

Humor

We need to cancel open-world video games

They provide a safe space for problematic individuals to ignore the teachings of social justice activists like myself

By Jarvis Dupont

Humor

Gina Carano has ruined Stars War for me

She must be removed from The Mandalorian

By Jarvis Dupont

Humor

Cisgendered menstruators want to erase my identity

Many cisgender birthing units take umbrage at the use of progressive terminology which respects gender non-conforming individual

By Jarvis Dupont

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I see COVID…everywhere

‘Eventually, even my cozy and culturally ethically sound living space no longer felt safe from the virus’

By Jarvis Dupont

Home

Hagrid was a Death Eater all along

We should all buy J.K. Rowlings new book and burn it

By Jarvis Dupont

Drink

My hot vegan smoothie

My piping-hot smoothies would be 100 percent vegan, 100 percent organic, and 100 percent original!

By Jarvis Dupont

Humor

My open letter to Twitter

Twitter is NOTHING without me. Watch your profits tank. Witness your shareholders leaving in droves

By Jarvis Dupont

Humor

white people, stop capitalizing on your skin color

AP’s decision has upset a lot of white people (or as I like to call them ‘racists’)

By Jarvis Dupont

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Expelliarmus, J.K. Rowling!

‘Biology’ is as problematic as the dark arts

By Jarvis Dupont

Internet

Conservatives: stop appropriating cancel culture!

Offense archaeology is an ancient and respected tradition of my people

By Jarvis Dupont

Humor

Jarvis’s guide to identity politics

It’s neat. It’s tidy. It makes sense

By Jarvis Dupont

Humor

Harry Potter and the Trans-inclusive Wizarding School

Allow me to present an extract from my reimagining of Rowling’s now tarnished fantasy series

By Jarvis Dupont

Internet

Forget doctors and nurses, Madonna is the true hero of this pandemic

It’s times like this when you realize just how valuable celebrities are

By Jarvis Dupont

Humor

We need to verbally distance ourselves from Trump

Do NOT insert phrases like ‘China virus’ or ‘Chinese virus’ into your think-pieces

By Jarvis Dupont

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