As told to Chadwick Moore
Life inside the rapper’s low-income housing units
I intend to shadow Greta’s yacht with an old oil tanker I won using my mom’s credit card on eBay
Jessica Yaniv must be going through Hell right now
White people posting photos of their aging faces only serves as a depressing reminder of how long many of them will live
Scarlett Johansson should only be allowed to play Scarlett Johansson in movies about Scarlett Johansson
Actors playing the parts of characters with whom they share no lived experience is nothing new
Many rare illnesses wouldn’t be curable without Big Pharma. But who should be able to access the breakthrough drugs they create?
All this time, Andromeda had been living a lie
I have taken the liberty of proposing some changes that will actually benefit Twitter’s user base
Would it not have led to a more meaningful narrative if the ‘monster’ the Russians had brought into being was in fact climate change?
Based on what Godfrey learned from several historical movies
He was asking for it
How dare he continue with his career?
Time to reassess my sartorial choices
The doctor is in, and the pundits are on the couch
As the protester’s limp body sailed across the room, Field was heard to shout ‘Hasta la vista, Greenpeace’ before doing the Floss Dance
It’s a full-time job
The Right fear what they do not understand
At a fascist evening, nobody was decent enough to openly express their white supremacy
Once the orange man sees the blimp, he’s FINISHED
As a social justice warrior, I identify with her
Creamy droplets of sugar-infused milk rained upon Nigel Farage’s suit. A victory for peace-loving anti-fascists everywhere!
An eminently reasonable list for a man seeking high office
I was disgusted by Alyssa Milano’s lack of consideration towards minorities such as me