Satire

gina carano

Gina Carano has ruined Stars War for me

November 25, 2020 1:15 pm

She must be removed from The Mandalorian

online trenches

Letter from the online trenches

November 24, 2020 12:22 pm

‘For four years I’ve woken up in my Brooklyn apartment, heart heavy with the knowledge that I am living under the tyrannical rule of a madman’

menstruators cisgendered

Cisgendered menstruators want to erase my identity

October 29, 2020 1:34 am

Many cisgender birthing units take umbrage at the use of progressive terminology which respects gender non-conforming individual

dickie

Dickie and me

October 12, 2020 11:20 am

As older brothers separated by half a generation go, he has been a good one

covid

I see COVID…everywhere

October 9, 2020 11:23 am

‘Eventually, even my cozy and culturally ethically sound living space no longer felt safe from the virus’

reparations

Reparations for the transblack community!

October 2, 2020 1:01 pm

I believe that I qualify for reparations from the white man who has kept me down and prevented me from achieving my full potential

hagrid

Hagrid was a Death Eater all along

September 15, 2020 2:00 pm

We should all buy J.K. Rowlings new book and burn it

satire

Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph’s funeral for satire

September 15, 2020 1:30 pm

Can you parody someone for whose campaign you raised $6 million?

antifa biden

Antifa for Biden

September 11, 2020 2:28 pm

We are in the streets because we want a slight expansion of Medicare

jessica krug

Hasn’t Jessica Krug suffered enough?

September 7, 2020 9:00 am

Pretending to be black is a common side-effect of trauma

Sources: Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg weeps in his office ‘all the time’

September 4, 2020 9:53 pm

Goldberg reported Friday that Trump derided fallen soldiers during a 2018 trip to France

2027

A view from 2027

September 3, 2020 1:06 pm

‘The Pink Shirts are now knocking on doors daily to ask if any Deplorables live there’

Why I’m voting for Kamala Harris (and Joe Biden)

September 1, 2020 1:53 pm

Anyone who drives a Prius is welcome to a bumper sticker

soterians

A newsletter from the Society for the Elimination of Risk

August 31, 2020 1:19 pm

‘If you must swim, always wear a life vest, face mask and snorkel’

political family

How we settle political disagreements in our family

August 24, 2020 3:40 pm

‘Only later, when the children are in bed, do we squabble in hushed tones about Joseph de Maistre or the Russian Civil War’

vegan smoothie

My hot vegan smoothie

August 24, 2020 2:56 pm

My piping-hot smoothies would be 100 percent vegan, 100 percent organic, and 100 percent original!

portland athena

I was almost the Portland Athena

August 22, 2020 10:18 am

I closed my eyes for a moment and imagined the police’s confusion as they watched me approach them

twitter

My open letter to Twitter

August 19, 2020 10:00 am

Twitter is NOTHING without me. Watch your profits tank. Witness your shareholders leaving in droves

matrix
satire

Are we living in the golden age of political satire?

August 5, 2020 2:21 pm

Late night hosts and comedians are hitting every slow, low Trump pitch over their plates out of the ballpark

rich

Rich people are struggling during COVID, too

July 29, 2020 10:33 am

The average age in the Hamptons has to be well over 50 so the Hinge market was a disappointment

white people capitalizing

white people, stop capitalizing on your skin color

July 23, 2020 3:44 am

AP’s decision has upset a lot of white people (or as I like to call them ‘racists’)

race to dinner godfrey

Godfrey’s Race to Dinner

July 19, 2020 10:23 am

Your vanilla voice is not welcome. Your low-pigment opinions are invalid

Expelliarmus, J.K. Rowling!

July 13, 2020 11:32 am

‘Biology’ is as problematic as the dark arts

story Godfrey Elwick attends his first Drag Queen Story Hour

Godfrey’s drag queen story time

July 8, 2020 6:05 pm

Do it for the children