Satire

faceapp

Why FaceApp is problematic

July 19, 2019 10:04 am

White people posting photos of their aging faces only serves as a depressing reminder of how long many of them will live

scarlett johansson

Scarlett Johansson should only be allowed to play Scarlett Johansson in movies about Scarlett Johansson

July 18, 2019 10:57 am

Actors playing the parts of characters with whom they share no lived experience is nothing new

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cisgender

My best friend just came out as cisgender and I don’t know what to do about it

July 14, 2019 4:11 pm

All this time, Andromeda had been living a lie

twitter

10 things I’d like to see in ‘a whole new Twitter’

July 11, 2019 2:28 pm

I have taken the liberty of proposing some changes that will actually benefit Twitter’s user base

tristan priskett stranger things

Tristan Priskett reviews: Stranger Things 3

July 10, 2019 11:26 am

Would it not have led to a more meaningful narrative if the ‘monster’ the Russians had brought into being was in fact climate change?

fourth july godfrey

The Fourth of July is nothing to celebrate

July 4, 2019 10:58 am

Based on what Godfrey learned from several historical movies

louis c.k.

Louis C.K. is still not OK

June 28, 2019 12:22 pm

How dare he continue with his career?

mark field

Mark Field: the Handmaid’s Tale becomes reality

June 21, 2019 3:08 pm

As the protester’s limp body sailed across the room, Field was heard to shout ‘Hasta la vista, Greenpeace’ before doing the Floss Dance

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far right comedy

My terrifying journey into the dark heart of far right comedy

June 10, 2019 7:50 am

At a fascist evening, nobody was decent enough to openly express their white supremacy

donald trump jarvis dupont

Trump is not the UK’s president

June 3, 2019 6:10 pm

Once the orange man sees the blimp, he’s FINISHED

daenerys

Daenerys did nothing wrong

May 31, 2019 11:15 am

As a social justice warrior, I identify with her

milkshake godfrey elfwick

A milkshake a day keeps the fascists at bay

May 21, 2019 3:07 pm

Creamy droplets of sugar-infused milk rained upon Nigel Farage’s suit. A victory for peace-loving anti-fascists everywhere!

sexstrike godfrey elfwick alyssa milano

No #SexStrike please, we’re intersectional feminists

May 13, 2019 3:29 pm

I was disgusted by Alyssa Milano’s lack of consideration towards minorities such as me

royal baby godfrey elfwick

An interracial couple have birthed a mixed-race youngling

May 7, 2019 11:34 am

Godfrey’s advice on naming the royal baby

godfrey elfwick spoilers

Brace yourself Donny, spoilers are coming

May 3, 2019 10:51 am

Ruining Game of Thrones is in the global interest for Godfrey

my day joe biden

My day: Joe Biden

April 25, 2019 12:24 pm

As told to Dominic Green

matilda olofsson

My name is Matilda Olofsson and I am Greta Thunberg’s arch-nemesis

April 25, 2019 10:41 am

Who wants to save the planet anyway? I don’t

greta thunberg

Greta Thunberg, a modern-day Cassandra

April 24, 2019 4:19 pm

The Swedish teenager has successfully convinced other children to take time off school to draw attention to the coming apocalypse

white guilt

I embrace my White Guilt, and so should you

April 17, 2019 11:13 am

The amount of opportunities I have as a white male are staggering compared to those of a PoC

Vipassanā

Jack Dorsey opened my eyes to Vipassanā

April 10, 2019 11:54 am

Godfrey Elfwick describes his 10-day retreat

prince harry fortnite

Fortnite should be banned, I agree with Prince Harry

April 5, 2019 1:54 pm

When I was a young boy, I socialized plenty and spent very little time inside the house

brexit voters

Isn’t it time we forgave Brexit voters?

March 28, 2019 1:18 pm

Let’s Remain in the reassuringly authoritarian arms of the EU forever and ever