Satire

trudeau blackface

Justin Trudeau has earned the right to do blackface

September 19, 2019 7:09 am

The Canadian PM has stacked up more than enough woke points to be able to cover himself in brown makeup

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gender-neutral penguin

Rejoice in the birth of the gender-neutral penguin

September 10, 2019 12:17 pm

Penguin Pride begins NOW

democracy

The UK prime minister hates democracy

August 29, 2019 12:55 pm

Even the Queen feels obliged to submit to the whims of a privileged white male, no matter how monstrous his intentions

memes

We need to save white teenage boys from memes

August 14, 2019 8:52 am

Memes are seducing them from a progressive society that only wants to shape them into acceptable adults

equinox

Equinox? More like Equinazi

August 10, 2019 2:38 pm

Are none of my rich white woman brands safe from the Orange Man?

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kanye west

I’m a prisoner of Kanye West’s homeless camp

August 4, 2019 7:33 pm

Life inside the rapper’s low-income housing units

matilda olofsson greta thunberg

Greta Thunberg’s arch-nemesis, Matilda Olofsson, foils her plans once more

July 30, 2019 2:15 pm

I intend to shadow Greta’s yacht with an old oil tanker I won using my mom’s credit card on eBay

scrotum

Every woman has a right to have her scrotum waxed

July 21, 2019 11:59 am

Jessica Yaniv must be going through Hell right now

faceapp

Why FaceApp is problematic

July 19, 2019 10:04 am

White people posting photos of their aging faces only serves as a depressing reminder of how long many of them will live

scarlett johansson

Scarlett Johansson should only be allowed to play Scarlett Johansson in movies about Scarlett Johansson

July 18, 2019 10:57 am

Actors playing the parts of characters with whom they share no lived experience is nothing new

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cisgender

My best friend just came out as cisgender and I don’t know what to do about it

July 14, 2019 4:11 pm

All this time, Andromeda had been living a lie

twitter

10 things I’d like to see in ‘a whole new Twitter’

July 11, 2019 2:28 pm

I have taken the liberty of proposing some changes that will actually benefit Twitter’s user base

tristan priskett stranger things

Tristan Priskett reviews: Stranger Things 3

July 10, 2019 11:26 am

Would it not have led to a more meaningful narrative if the ‘monster’ the Russians had brought into being was in fact climate change?

fourth july godfrey

The Fourth of July is nothing to celebrate

July 4, 2019 10:58 am

Based on what Godfrey learned from several historical movies

louis c.k.

Louis C.K. is still not OK

June 28, 2019 12:22 pm

How dare he continue with his career?

mark field

Mark Field: the Handmaid’s Tale becomes reality

June 21, 2019 3:08 pm

As the protester’s limp body sailed across the room, Field was heard to shout ‘Hasta la vista, Greenpeace’ before doing the Floss Dance

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far right comedy

My terrifying journey into the dark heart of far right comedy

June 10, 2019 7:50 am

At a fascist evening, nobody was decent enough to openly express their white supremacy

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Trump is not the UK’s president

June 3, 2019 6:10 pm

Once the orange man sees the blimp, he’s FINISHED

daenerys

Daenerys did nothing wrong

May 31, 2019 11:15 am

As a social justice warrior, I identify with her

milkshake godfrey elfwick

A milkshake a day keeps the fascists at bay

May 21, 2019 3:07 pm

Creamy droplets of sugar-infused milk rained upon Nigel Farage’s suit. A victory for peace-loving anti-fascists everywhere!