gina carano

Gina Carano has ruined Stars War for me

November 25, 2020 1:15 pm

She must be removed from The Mandalorian

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Letter from the online trenches

November 24, 2020 12:22 pm

‘For four years I’ve woken up in my Brooklyn apartment, heart heavy with the knowledge that I am living under the tyrannical rule of a madman’

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Cisgendered menstruators want to erase my identity

October 29, 2020 1:34 am

Many cisgender birthing units take umbrage at the use of progressive terminology which respects gender non-conforming individual


Dickie and me

October 12, 2020 11:20 am

As older brothers separated by half a generation go, he has been a good one


I see COVID…everywhere

October 9, 2020 11:23 am

‘Eventually, even my cozy and culturally ethically sound living space no longer felt safe from the virus’


Reparations for the transblack community!

October 2, 2020 1:01 pm

I believe that I qualify for reparations from the white man who has kept me down and prevented me from achieving my full potential


Hagrid was a Death Eater all along

September 15, 2020 2:00 pm

We should all buy J.K. Rowlings new book and burn it


Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph’s funeral for satire

September 15, 2020 1:30 pm

Can you parody someone for whose campaign you raised $6 million?

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Antifa for Biden

September 11, 2020 2:28 pm

We are in the streets because we want a slight expansion of Medicare

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Hasn’t Jessica Krug suffered enough?

September 7, 2020 9:00 am

Pretending to be black is a common side-effect of trauma

Sources: Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg weeps in his office ‘all the time’

September 4, 2020 9:53 pm

Goldberg reported Friday that Trump derided fallen soldiers during a 2018 trip to France


A view from 2027

September 3, 2020 1:06 pm

‘The Pink Shirts are now knocking on doors daily to ask if any Deplorables live there’

Why I’m voting for Kamala Harris (and Joe Biden)

September 1, 2020 1:53 pm

Anyone who drives a Prius is welcome to a bumper sticker


A newsletter from the Society for the Elimination of Risk

August 31, 2020 1:19 pm

‘If you must swim, always wear a life vest, face mask and snorkel’

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How we settle political disagreements in our family

August 24, 2020 3:40 pm

‘Only later, when the children are in bed, do we squabble in hushed tones about Joseph de Maistre or the Russian Civil War’

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My hot vegan smoothie

August 24, 2020 2:56 pm

My piping-hot smoothies would be 100 percent vegan, 100 percent organic, and 100 percent original!

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I was almost the Portland Athena

August 22, 2020 10:18 am

I closed my eyes for a moment and imagined the police’s confusion as they watched me approach them


My open letter to Twitter

August 19, 2020 10:00 am

Twitter is NOTHING without me. Watch your profits tank. Witness your shareholders leaving in droves


Are we living in the golden age of political satire?

August 5, 2020 2:21 pm

Late night hosts and comedians are hitting every slow, low Trump pitch over their plates out of the ballpark


Rich people are struggling during COVID, too

July 29, 2020 10:33 am

The average age in the Hamptons has to be well over 50 so the Hinge market was a disappointment

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white people, stop capitalizing on your skin color

July 23, 2020 3:44 am

AP’s decision has upset a lot of white people (or as I like to call them ‘racists’)

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Godfrey’s Race to Dinner

July 19, 2020 10:23 am

Your vanilla voice is not welcome. Your low-pigment opinions are invalid

Expelliarmus, J.K. Rowling!

July 13, 2020 11:32 am

‘Biology’ is as problematic as the dark arts

story Godfrey Elwick attends his first Drag Queen Story Hour

Godfrey’s drag queen story time

July 8, 2020 6:05 pm

Do it for the children