Creamy droplets of sugar-infused milk rained upon Nigel Farage’s suit. A victory for peace-loving anti-fascists everywhere!
I was disgusted by Alyssa Milano’s lack of consideration towards minorities such as me
Godfrey’s advice on naming the royal baby
Ruining Game of Thrones is in the global interest for Godfrey
As told to Dominic Green
Who wants to save the planet anyway? I don’t
The Swedish teenager has successfully convinced other children to take time off school to draw attention to the coming apocalypse
The amount of opportunities I have as a white male are staggering compared to those of a PoC
Godfrey Elfwick describes his 10-day retreat
When I was a young boy, I socialized plenty and spent very little time inside the house
Let’s Remain in the reassuringly authoritarian arms of the EU forever and ever
Beware Mr President, or I will unleash my psychic powers upon you
…although, if you fail to give it positive reviews, you are vile misogynists
Anyone who has almost every aspect of their online life taken away from them is not ‘silenced’
Jussie Smollett is leading the charge in more ways than one
Esquire profiled the wrong person this month. We all know who should have been on the cover
Godfrey bless us, every one!
I am troubled by the misuse to which he puts his considerable acting skills, quick brain and undoubted ballsiness.