September is one of the most packed months in the calendar for celebrities. You kick things off with New York Fashion Week, then jet over to London for its British cousin, and squeeze a scroll down the Emmys red carpet in between.

But some designers are starting to go cold on attention-hungry celebrities. So what’s the best way to get some limelight?

It shouldn’t take a heavy-handed Nike campaign to tell you the real currency in Hollywood is being performatively woke. That’s why Cockburn’s tip for getting seen this fall is a seat at the Kavanaugh hearings.

Twitter activist and witch from Charmed Alyssa Milano was guest to Senator Dianne Feinstein at today’s grilling of Dr Christine Blasey Ford.

And earlier this month, Piper Perabo from Coyote Ugly and The Prestige was ejected from the first day of the hearings.

Forget Versace and Dior: it’s time to don your best Handmaid costume and give the cameras what they came for.