Rebuilding #MeToo
Just because politics took the movement and made it toxic, doesn’t mean we can’t take it back
I survived a 20-minute internet outage during lockdown
What if it never works again? What if our infrastructure is finally collapsing? What if this is it?
It’s gonna be a long day with myself
Why am I so hungry? Oh because it’s noon and I’ve been on Twitter for four hours
Giving up Twitter for Lent went well
If I’m honest with myself, Twitter is the most hardcore addiction I have and it’s also the one that robs me of the most productivity
OK boomer, but you’re in danger
How stubbornness became the coronavirus’s biggest ally
Moderation, one day at a time
A part of my brain is perpetually searching for an excuse to drink — and what better excuse than half the country descending into a collective existential crisis?
We’re all high-schoolers now
In the age of social media, we have the largest mobs in the history of mankind
The joy of spending Christmas alone
I learned it’s frowned upon to say things like Christmas carols make me want to blow my brains out
Keeping up with the sex robots
The uncanny valley of the dolls
An open letter to the Democratic party
The days of buffet-style politics are no longer allowed
The battle cry of the politically homeless
Anyone moderate with a brain and anything to lose has largely gone silent
Equinox? More like Equinazi
Are none of my rich white woman brands safe from the Orange Man?
Je suis Notre-Dame
Let’s not forget the true victims of the tragic fire: Instagram influencers
Stop shunning anti-vaxxers just for bringing disease into the herd
Vaccines are violence
Stop wasting your money on college
The valedictory address high school seniors need to hear
Stop pretending you don’t love Thanksgiving
You get to tell your whole family that they’re fascists
