Stoned out of our minds on a few puffs, we watched in awed silence, hanging on her every word, every clause, every sentence
Among partying druggies, the trust that has disappeared from every level of society is fully present
‘There is no ethnicity here now’, said my escort Eric, moments before I shot headfirst over the handlebars
While I was out, she had polished it and positioned it on a glass shelf lit by four spotlights
I would be staying in this cottage in the shadow of Wansdyke to see if I wanted to rent it
Everything in this country is as strange to me today as it was five years ago
Nine-year-old Oscar is a mentor to eight-year-old Lucas
People laughed when I told them my plan but nothing beats the window seat of a stopping train hugging the Ligurian coast
As my engine died, a thunderclap exploded overhead and I noticed that I was freezing cold and soaked to the skin
I was the first Leaver my neighbors had met and I was treated like a former Kray or a Moonie
The sculptured eroticism of Henry II’s mistress’s bedroom brought to mind an orgy at its peak – not that he noticed
What should I tell people when they ask me my ‘profession’?
All the women – Catriona included – seem to have fallen under his spell
Ronnie Wood’s girlfriend was there – and Mick’s oldest Dartford school friend.
I arrived for lunch a bit late and was led to the dining table. Our hostess disappeared back into the…