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rich

Rich people are struggling during COVID, too

July 29, 2020 10:33 am

The average age in the Hamptons has to be well over 50 so the Hinge market was a disappointment

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white people, stop capitalizing on your skin color

July 23, 2020 3:44 am

AP’s decision has upset a lot of white people (or as I like to call them ‘racists’)

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Godfrey’s Race to Dinner

July 19, 2020 10:23 am

Your vanilla voice is not welcome. Your low-pigment opinions are invalid

Expelliarmus, J.K. Rowling!

July 13, 2020 11:32 am

‘Biology’ is as problematic as the dark arts

story Godfrey Elwick attends his first Drag Queen Story Hour

Godfrey’s drag queen story time

July 8, 2020 6:05 pm

Do it for the children

cancel

Conservatives: stop appropriating cancel culture!

July 3, 2020 9:50 am

Offense archaeology is an ancient and respected tradition of my people

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Thank you, Ron Johnson!

July 2, 2020 4:53 pm

No more will the tyranny of extra federal holidays threaten the United States

pigeons

Pigeons are the solution to the statue controversy

July 1, 2020 12:25 pm

Lets kill two birds with one stone

tourist

A message from the NYC tourist board: visit Nightmare City!

June 26, 2020 3:42 pm

Courtesy of your guide Chadwick Moore

identity politics

Jarvis’s guide to identity politics

June 26, 2020 12:18 pm

It’s neat. It’s tidy. It makes sense

chaz

Escape from CHAZ

June 16, 2020 9:29 am

CHAZ is an oasis of acceptance amid a society hell bent on glorifying discrimination and prejudice

harry potter

Harry Potter and the Trans-inclusive Wizarding School

June 12, 2020 3:06 pm

Allow me to present an extract from my reimagining of Rowling’s now tarnished fantasy series

taliban

The Taliban: an apology

June 12, 2020 12:43 pm

If we put up new statues, we should perhaps give them a finite lifespan

imagine

Imagine no police force

June 9, 2020 12:35 pm

The complete removal of a police force is exactly the kind of thing John Lennon (who was tragically shot dead in 1980) would have been behind

greta

Why I support Greta Thunberg in her fight against COVID-19

May 14, 2020 3:35 pm

As soon as the crisis is over, we can get back to wrecking the planet. I can’t wait

covid college

Welcome to COVID College

May 14, 2020 12:17 pm

Corona bursts education’s business bubble

new normal

The ‘new normal’ in a time of coronavirus

May 13, 2020 4:22 pm

With virtual reality we can not only visit London, New York and Paris, but make them better

covid

COVID-19: the bluffer’s guide

May 12, 2020 11:28 am

‘That’s the viral test. I’m talking about the antibody test’

internet

I survived a 20-minute internet outage during lockdown

May 7, 2020 6:35 am

What if it never works again? What if our infrastructure is finally collapsing? What if this is it?

myself

It’s gonna be a long day with myself

May 5, 2020 12:44 pm

Why am I so hungry? Oh because it’s noon and I’ve been on Twitter for four hours

commuting

Is this the end of commuting?

April 30, 2020 3:25 pm

The ability to travel within your own mind seems to be a great gift — instead we disparage it with terms such as ‘couch potato’

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An exclusive excerpt from the forthcoming Meghan Markle biography

April 27, 2020 2:03 pm

As unearthed by Lisa Graves

wood memes

Memes, marvelous memes

April 15, 2020 1:21 pm

Where would we be without this guy?

twitter women

How to be a woman on Twitter

April 13, 2020 3:47 pm

The constant search for validation on the internet brings out the worst in us