Humor

bloomberg staffer

Diary of a Bloomberg staffer

February 26, 2020 11:02 am

Free booze, analytics and a team leader who might be Ghislaine Maxwell

ilhan omar

Minnesota doesn’t deserve Ilhan Omar

February 23, 2020 2:18 pm

The majority of Trump-idolaters criticize Islam for not allowing women to choose who they wish to marry

debate themes

Twelve ideas for Democratic debate themes

February 20, 2020 7:06 pm

AOC is right: a themed debate would be more entertaining

Valentine’s Day

Happy Rape Culture Day

February 14, 2020 9:52 pm

Valentine’s is another patriarchal holiday meant to goad us into accepting capitalism

Valentine’s day

A tactical guide to Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2020 11:11 am

Love is war — or is it a battlefield? Avoid the landmines with this helpful manual

state

What stunts should we expect to see at future State of the Unions?

February 9, 2020 10:47 am

Five possible scenarios, each more likely than the last

literary blackface

‘Literary Blackface’ is woke as hell

February 6, 2020 12:10 am

Imagine how excited the board members of Barnes and Noble and Penguin Random House must have been when they came up with this genius idea

great american novel

How to write 2020’s Great American Novel

February 5, 2020 5:05 pm

Or, the Manic Pixie Inclusive Totally Woke Dream Manuscript

speed-dating

Speed-dating in Portland with Godfrey Elfwick

February 2, 2020 1:28 pm

If you have a ‘type’ when it comes to matters of the heart, then your narrow-mindedness sickens me

amazon

Amazon Prime should be protected by the War Powers Act

January 31, 2020 9:23 am

Congress should protect the American people, our streams of commerce and two-day free shipping

alastair stewart

Alastair Stewart canceled himself

January 30, 2020 5:13 am

This is the age of Brexit and Trump, and racism and bigotry lurks around every corner, even when it doesn’t actually exist

joe biden transgender

Transgender Monthly’s exclusive Joe Biden sit-down

January 26, 2020 12:16 pm

As leaked to Chadwick Moore

tradwife

All I dream of is becoming a tradwife

January 22, 2020 2:32 pm

Perhaps other women belong in the Senate, but I belong in the kitchen

laurence fox

Laurence Fox made me go into hiding

January 21, 2020 10:56 am

I called the FBI but so far they have not called me back

perfect phone call

How to have the perfect phone call

January 21, 2020 9:22 am

Time of day is important

new year

A Godfrey New Year

January 17, 2020 11:28 am

All I had to do was give myself a colonic with a turkey baster and a sachet of organic miso soup, and I was ready to embark on my metaphysical quest

bernie bros

My evening with the Bernie Bros

January 16, 2020 3:10 pm

‘What motivates you?’ I asked one man. ‘Bitterness,’ he said, without a pause

vince vaughn

Vince Vaughn owes me a colon cleanse

January 14, 2020 1:15 pm

Your foul and reckless actions have caused my intestines to spasm

canada

Prince Harry, Governor General of Canada?

January 9, 2020 1:42 pm

He has all the requisite qualifications

sussex royal

An exclusive first look at the Sussex Royal catalog

January 9, 2020 1:09 pm

Who fancies a bottle of Eau de Markle™?

iranian

Exclusive: the Iranian cultural sites Trump will bomb

January 7, 2020 5:33 pm

The Imam Reza shrine has been moved up the US target list and is now just ahead of the Whole Foods Market in the Grand Bazaar of Tehran

gervais

Finally, Gervais said something I agree with

January 6, 2020 10:10 am

I whole-heartedly supported his decision to omit tributes to the deaths of white people until more actors of color are included

headlines

Headlines of the coming year

December 31, 2019 7:10 am

Trump Tweet Hints At Displeasure With Lawyer ‘Rudy Is A Great Guy But He Is Making Trump Look Evil And Should Stop Going On TV NOW!!!’

personal growth

The Spectator USA guide to personal growth

December 29, 2019 7:06 am

The internet is awash with advice and inspiration for optimizing your health, productivity and happiness

ricky gervais

Comedy in the era of Twitter outrage: An interview with Ricky Gervais

December 27, 2019 6:17 am

The comedian on why he will never apologise for his jokes